School Jokes

School Jokes

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard.

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the schoo...

Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard.

Two girls were having their packed lunch in the...

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was h...

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana die...

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today?

Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school toda...

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

May: What position does your brother play in th...

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, How was I born?

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and as...

An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school.

An 8th grade boy was doing some research for hi...

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?...

Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist?...

Teacher: What's a robin?

Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that stea...

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day.

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each ...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped ou...

Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school?

Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: ...

School Meals by R.

School Meals by R. E. Volting

Teacher: What's this a picture of ?

Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don'...

How far do burgers go in school?

How far do burgers go in school? Through cowleg...

In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'?

In what school subjects does the teacher say, '...