'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting. What's his favourite trick?' 'He saws people in half.' 'Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?' 'One half brother and two half sisters.'
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