Salmon Jokes
My other half and I went to a restaurant.
I said to the waitress, "Can I have the lemon g...
A lion goes into a restaurant
He sits down, and starts looking through the me...
What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?
Don't be koi.
What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?
"IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"
A man called home to his wife and said...
...“Honey I have been asked to go fishing up i...
Smoking is a scientific wonder!
It kills people, but cures salmon.
Why did the Spanish-speaking Jamaican get mad when someone passed him a salmon at dinner?
Because he asked for the 'sal, mon'
Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?
To the river bank!
The Englishmen & the salmon.
Two English guys (John & Dave) were visiting Ir...
What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?
A roe model.
Why doesn't Meghan Trainor eat salmon?
Because she's all about that bass
What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?
Salmon en route
How long did it take the fish to go to the store?
salmon or eight minutes.
How to carve a fish.
In the 70's in Scotland, there was a TV show ca...
3 Bears walk into a bar
I made up this joke in the shower the other day...
baptism in a nutshell
So a jewish guy name shlomo wants to become chr...
A new joke really racist.
Jews are so weak,that the only way for them to ...
So a priest and a rabbi are going to this new restaurant
The priest orders some baby corn, and the rabbi...
A Jew was walking on Regent Street in London and stopped in to a posh gourmet food shop.
A Jew was walking on Regent Street in London an...
At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband's last words.
At the inquest into her husband's death by food...
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One ...
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank.
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the...