What is old and wrinkled and hangs out your...
What is old and wrinkled and hangs out your sh...
Riddles Jokes
Copycats
There are 12 copycats in a boat. One jumps out...
Orchestra
Q: Why is the orchestra x-rated?
A: Too much...
Q: What did the girl melon say to the boy...
Q: What did the girl melon say to the boy mel...
Blind Deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea...
Silver Car and Red Hotel
There was this guy and he was pushing his silv...
Bzz...plop
Q: What goes "Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz p...
Quick Brainteaser
Tommy: You wore that outfit the day after yes...
Cinderella and Soccer
Why did Cinderella's soccer team never win?
...
What do you call a woman with no arms and...
What do you call a woman with no arms and no
...
Zebra
What is a "zebra"?
26 sizes larger than an "...
A bad fish riddle
Q: What do you call it when you're waiting in ...
Eye to Eye
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?A: Be...
DNA stands for what?
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexics ...
Why did the bride wear her ring on the wrong...
Why did the bride wear her ring on the wrong
...
What is it?
Schwartznegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox ...
Make a Hormone
How do you make a hormone?
Kick her in the s...
Gotta Wonder...
How do you get off a non-stop flight?How do yo...
6 M's in Time
Name 6 M's in time
1. Millasecond
2. Minunt...
A Lightbulb and Pregnant Woman
Whats the difference between a lightbulb and a...
Australian Kiss
What is an Austrailian kiss?
A french kiss d...
If four vehicles arrive at an intersection...
If four vehicles arrive at an intersection wit...
Dumb Riddles!
1. A man builds a house with all four sides fa...
Downhil, never uphill?
What runs downhill, but never walks, and never...
Ghosts
How come ghosts can't have babies?
Because t...