How do you get off a non-stop flight?How do you write zero in Roman numerals?If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of ?If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?If swimming is good for your shape, then why do whales look the way they do?If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?-- Always: Julia
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