Riddles Jokes

Riddles Jokes

What do you get when you mix a virgin and...


What do you get when you mix a virgin and a wa...

What's the difference between a cloud and...


What's the difference between a cloud and a bo...

What is pink and wrinkly and hangs out grandpa's...


What is pink and wrinkly and hangs out grandpa...

What Starts With...


What starts with F, ends with K, and rhymes wi...

Toilet Trouble


What does a man with diahria say when he gets ...

What is the difference between...


What is the difference between Humor and Odor?...

Boomarang


What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come...

My Tresure


I have marble walls of white,
So fine, so sof...

What do you get when you cross an elephant...


What do you get when you cross an elephant wit...

Ha-ha Riddle


What goes ha-ha-ha-thunk?(Scroll... down)A man...

What do you call it if you get stuck in an...


What do you call it if you get stuck in an ele...

Hiccups


There was a guy who walked in a bar and asked ...

Stoners


What do you call three hippies having a yard s...

Come and Leave on Monday


A cowboy comes to town on Monday, stays two da...

What Am I?


I am known to men and women around the world, ...

Appears Once in a Minute and Once in a Blue Moon


What appears once in a minute and once in a bl...

What is green and has four wheels?...


What is green and has four wheels?


- Grass....

Why do hummingbirds hum?...


Why do hummingbirds hum?


- They don't know t...

Easy to Get Into But Hard to Get Out


What's the easiest thing to get into but hard ...

Go at Red and Stop at Green


When do you go at red and stop at green?


Whe...

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and...


Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no ...

Vimpire Dinner


Q: What did the vampire say when he was invite...

Thinker


I'm a pain but I do not hurt? What am I?


Win...

Davy Crockett's ears


Q: How many ears did Davy Crockett have?


A:...

Why did the mustard lose the race to the relish?...


Why did the mustard lose the race to the relis...