Riddles Jokes

Riddles Jokes

apple and worm


What did the apple say to the worm?


You're ...

Frito Lay


What did the bag of chips say to the battery?
...

It's a sin


There was a youn girl from named Myer
Who gav...

Who was the worst golfplayer of all time?...


Who was the worst golfplayer of all time?


- ...

Black and White, Black and White


Q: what's black and white and balck and white ...

What Is it?


You cannot see it, you cannot touch it, it isn...

Brothers


A kid named John was born two minutes after hi...

ratz


What has A Tail, Big Nose and a Trunk??


A ra...

Football riddles


Q: What do you call a Viking with a superbowl ...

What happens when a clown has flatulency?...


What happens when a clown has flatulency?


It...

The Escape


A man was locked inside a room with only a bed...

What is the difference between roast beef...


What is the difference between roast beef and ...

Pickle Me Elmo


What is red, furry and lives in a jar?


Pickl...

Falling Off 20th Floor vs. 1st Floor


What's the difference between a man who falls ...

How did Hitler tie his shoes?...


How did Hitler tie his shoes?


With little N...

Numeric Riddle


Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?A. I like your ...

User Doesn't See It


The maker doesn't want it;
The buyer doesn't ...

Why are there fences around cemetaries?...


Why are there fences around cemetaries?


Bec...

Deernuts


Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and...

Patient's Brain Problem


Patient:Doctor!Doctor!I'm having a problem rem...

What can go up the chimney down, but can't...


What can go up the chimney down, but can't go ...

6 and 7


Why is 6 afraid of 7?


Because 7 8 (ate) 9.

Q:Why are those two couches on top of eachother?...


Q:Why are those two couches on top of eachothe...

What did the one carrot say to the other?...


What did the one carrot say to the other?


-...

Help!


One night a girl named Jamie had a dream. She ...