What is six inches long, soft and pliable,...
What is six inches long, soft and pliable, and...
Riddles Jokes
Stupid Jokes 2
1. If 3's a crowd, whats 4 and 5?
a. Nine.
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Toilet Poker
What's the Tidy Bowl Man's favorite hand in po...
What do you get when you cross an alligator...
What do you get when you cross an alligator wi...
Two men in a cabin
SCENARIO: Two men were sitting in a cabin. A w...
snow man
why did the snow man pull down his pants?
be...
Question and answer time
Q. If seagulls are called seagulls because the...
How do you curcumsize a whale?...
How do you curcumsize a whale?
You use four...
Gross and Grosser
What's gross?
Two twins conjoined at the ton...
Gum
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it w...
Naughty Girls
What should you do if a girl sits on your hand...
Two quick, cute riddles
Q: What do runners eat before they run????A: K...
Corn Can Hear?
What has ears but can't hear?
An ear of corn!
What happened to the plastic surgeon when...
What happened to the plastic surgeon when he s...
What do you call two Lesbians in a canoe?...
What do you call two Lesbians in a canoe?
F...
Who was bigger... Mrs. Bigger or her baby?...
Who was bigger... Mrs. Bigger or her baby?
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What is it?
Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one...
Take One Out...
Take one out and scratch my head,
What once w...
The pencil and the eraser.
What did the pencil say to the eraser?
Nothi...
Cucumber, Carrots, Finger...
My opening can hold a whole cucumber.
I can h...
Lay an Egg
If a rooster lays an egg right on the point of...
Big and Hairy
What's big and hairy and sticks out of your pa...
Metric Riddle
Q: "What kind of meters can kill you?" A: Kilo...
Ancient Riddles
1. "The beginning of eternity,
The end of ...
Long, hard, seamen?
What is long, very hard, and full of seamen?
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