What's the difference between a man who falls off the 20th floor
of a building and a man who falls off the first floor?
One goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" *Plop*
And the other goes *Plop* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
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