Q. If seagulls are called seagulls because they fly over the sea, what are they called when they fly over the bay?A. bagels----------------------------------------------------------------------Q. What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor?A. Make me one with everything.----------------------------------------------------------------------Q. What's the name of the ninth reindeer?A. Olive as in 'olive the other reindeer'.----------------------------------------------------------------------Q. What did George Washington say to his men before they got into the boat to cross the Potomac River?A. Men .... get in the boat...----------------------------------------------------------------------Q. Why is a Texas tornado like a Tennessee divorce?A. Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
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