The pope decides to take a drive

Pope wakes up one morning and decides he wants to go for a drive. He saunters down outside to his driver.

"Hey, driver!" he tells his driver. "I'm feeling great, let me drive!"

The driver, a humble but cautious man, replies, "Oh no, Your Holiness, I couldn't! I could get fired!"

"I'm the pope, don't worry." The driver nervously relents and the pope gets behind the wheel.

And off he goes! Driving as fast as he can, having the time of his life, careening around corners! Not long before he gets the attention of the local police. Sirens come on and he pulls over. The cop saunters over and the pope rolls down his window. The cop quickly retreats to his cop car.

"Boss, I got a problem!" he calls in. "I picked up someone big!"

"How big? The mayor?" the boss replies.

"Bigger!"

"Prime Minister?"

"No, boss, way bigger!" The cop is frantic.

"Who's bigger than that?"

The cop gulps nervously. "I think it's God."

"What?! Why do you think you just pulled over God?!"

"Because his driver is the Pope!"