I floss religiously.
I do it on Christmas and Easter.
Religion Jokes
A couple are walking in St. Petersburg square on Christmas Eve.
They start to feel some light precipitation
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Does anyone else get as excited about Valentine's Day coming up as they do about Christmas?
Or is it just because I'm Jewish?
We read it wrong!
Father Joseph had spent the last few months hol...
What do you call the Pope when he is sleepwalking?
A Roamin' Catholic.
A rabbi and a priest
A rabbi Asked a priest:
>Could you ever be pro...
Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas
He said it was the most violent book he'd ever ...
Does anyone else get as excited about Valentine's Day coming up as they did about Christmas when they were little?
Or is it just because I'm Jewish?
How do jews celebrate Christmas?
By installing a parking meter on the roof.
I just found out that Santa Clause raises livestock in between Christmas...
I guess you could call him a Jolly Rancher
Old guy buys a new sports car.....
And right after he leaves the salesroom, he flo...
An airplane was about to crash with 4 passengers on board.
An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 pa...
What did Dee Snider say he wanted for Christmas?
I WANNA ROCK
Janet, a bit tipsy from the champagne, didn't realize the new office photocopier was a 3D photocopier.
So Steve got a nice bust for his bookshelf for ...
Women are like Christmas gifts...
They lose value after 25.
Three Muslim refugees try to enter the US
Three Muslim refugees flee to America only to l...
How is Christmas like your job?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit...
To all those that received a book from me for a Christmas present
They're due back at the library today.
Despite using protection, why did the Pope get pregnant?
His condom was holy
a little boy's Christmas
A little boy went to see Santa.
He was sitting...
"This year I had a dog for Christmas"
"That's funny, we had a turkey like every other...
You don't have to be good at anagrams
to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo.
How to get out of buying your kids Christmas presents
Explain to them that due to Global Warming that...
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve when they feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it's raining" says the man
"No, It's ...