Father Joseph had spent the last few months holed up in the Vatican library, trying to unlock the secrets of Christianity by reading all the old scrolls / books available. Day and night he toiled away in his self-administered solitary confinement. Months passed this way, till the Pope started worrying about him. He sent a young priest to check up on him.
The priest made his way to the library, climbing down level after level, searching for the ever elusive Joseph. Finally, in the deepest level, he heard whimpers and cries. Concerned, he rushed into the room, and in the corner was Father Joseph, head between his hands, crying.
"Father, are you alright? What happened?" inquired the priest.
Joseph looked up, tears streaming down his cheek, and said "They said Celebrate...CELEBRATE!"
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