My friend Dave needed to have his septic system cleaned out recently so he called up a local company and made an appointment to get this done. When the septic man arrived at the appointed time, Dave offered to help him.
The offer of help was refused. In fact, all such offers were now refused by the septic cleaner ever since one guy was standing by, helping out, when the hose started sucking up a bunch of condoms.
The home owner looked at the rubbers and ran into the house. It seems he didn't use condoms.
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