Rednecks Jokes

Rednecks Jokes

You might be a redneck if....


You need one more hole punched in your card to...

In tough situations you ask


In tough situations you ask yourself, "What wo...

Alabama Virgin


What do you call a virgin in Alabama?


Faster...

You might be a Redneck if..


You might be a redneck if your house is mobile...

Naming the Twins


A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant wi...

Redneck Hotel


They had lived together in the backwoods for o...

Where do you live?


Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911.


T...

The oak tree in the


The oak tree in the front yard is an essential...

Redneck quickies 31


You might be a redneck if...You have to duct t...

HOW DO YOU CIRCUMSIZE A REDNECK


HOW DO YOU CIRCUMSIZE A REDNECK ??.....KICK HI...

You're a redneck ... your child's first words


You're a redneck if.... Your child's first wor...

teeth


If your toddler has more teeth than you, you m...

Eating a possum


How many rednecks does it take eat a possum?

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17 ways to tell if a redneck is on your computer


1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
2...

You're a redneck ... you can fart the


You're a redneck if .... You can fart the firs...

You're a redneck ... you bring your dog


You're a redneck if.... You bring your dog to ...

You have refused to watch


You have refused to watch the Academy Awards s...

You pick your teeth from


You pick your teeth from a catalog.You've ever...

Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!


Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!


1. Save all...

Bucks in the truck


if the total at a resteraunt is ten bucks and ...

OJ in West Virginia


Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virgin...

Redneck quickies 10


You might be a redneck if...


You think a cha...

One Smart Redneck!


"Hello, is this the FBI?"


"Yes. What do yo...

Results of a Tornado


Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a rednec...

Your dog can't watch you


Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.Y...