Rednecks Jokes

Rednecks Jokes

Your four-year-old is a member


Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.Your...

Texan Computer Terms


"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy...

You're a redneck ... your lifetime goal is


You're a redneck if.... Your lifetime goal is ...

You have to go outside


You have to go outside to get something out of...

You're a redneck ... you dated your daddy's


You're a redneck if.... You dated your daddy's...

Redneck Riddle


What has ten teeth and is thrity feet long? An...

Good enuf


Hillbilly father talking to his newlywed son: ...

You're a redneck ... your dad is also


You're a redneck if.... Your dad is also your ...

You got married in the


You got married in the family car, in a drive-...

Red Neck


Proof that you are a well-bred red neck:


1. ...

Your toilet is in you front


You might be a redneck if.... your toilet is i...

You're a redneck ... you ever had to


You're a redneck if .... You ever had to turn ...

A real Quaker


There was a clerk in a small town general stor...

THEATER ETIQUETTE


--Crying babies should be taken to the lobby a...

You got your tater gun


You got your tater gun hangin' over your couch...

Rednecks weading


If your father walkes your mother down the ile...

Your classes at school were


Your classes at school were cancelled because ...

Reddy


man is it me or is his neck redder then her sh...

The Redneck Capenter...


Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber y...

You're a redneck ... your father encourages you


You're a redneck if....
Your father encourage...

You're a redneck ... you think that potted


You're a redneck if.... You think that potted ...

You're a redneck ... you have more tattoos


You're a redneck if .... You have more tattoos...

"Marlboro Miles"


You might be a redneck if: You save Marlboro ...

Baby light


In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's w...

You Might Be A Redne


You might be a redneck if....your belt buckle ...