Rednecks Jokes

Rednecks Jokes

Get Cork


What does a bottle of wine and Sammy Sosa got ...

You might be a redneck if... high school


Your high school annual is now a mug shot book...

You use the O on


You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new...

You�re a redneck if


Your dad says (southern accent), "come over to...

The connie cow


what do you call a cow that drives a bus?
mrs...

You own at least 20


You own at least 20 baseball hats.You think a ...

You think loading the dishwasher


You think loading the dishwasher means getting...

You might be a redneck if...directions


Directions to your house include "turn off the...

You're a redneck ... you sit up all


You're a redneck if.... You sit up all night w...

Redneck quickies 16


You might be a redneck if...


You move your r...

Redneck


If your car garage is bigger than your house t...

Redneck Tests


Do you qualify to be a redneck? Find out below...

The Smart Dog


Some rednecks were sitting around talking abou...

PERSONAL HYGIENE


--Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush shoul...

You're a redneck ... after making love you


You're a redneck if.... After making love you ...

You're a redneck ... you ever put oil


You're a redneck if.... You ever put oil or an...

Your're a redneck if...


You're a redneck if...


-You have more finger...

Your idea of going to


Your idea of going to see a play involves goal...

You might be a redneck if................


You might be a redneck if walker texas ranger ...

Stuff


Q:whats the difference between stuff and stuff...

Redneck quickies 24


You might be a redneck if...


You've ever hit...

Wood


How much wood, would a red naked chick if a re...

Two men walking down a dirt path.


One day there were two men walking down a dirt...

You're a redneck ... you painted racing flames


You're a redneck if .... You painted racing fl...

You've ever used a hangnail


You've ever used a hangnail as a tooth pick.Yo...