Hillbilly father talking to his newlywed son: How's yer new bride?
Son: I had to kill her, Pa. She was a virgin.
Dad: Yew done tha right thang, son. If she weren't good enuf fer her own kin, then she ain't good enuf fer ours!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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