Texan Computer Terms


"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.


"Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys.


"Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns.


"Floppy" ------ When you run out of Polygrip.


"Modem" ------- How you got rid of your dandelions.


"ROM" --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.


"Byte" -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase.


"Reboot" ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.


"Network" ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.


"Mouse" ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.


"LAN" -------- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."


"Cursor" ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.


"bit" --------- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."


"digital control" -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote.


"packet" ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.

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