To defeat Superman, Batman will sneak in Superman's house when he's asleep and dig for any weaknesses.
You could say, he's going to creep tonight.
Racial Jokes
Why Batman never joke into comedy.
One rule: NO KILLING
A Bloke Walks into a Bar
And orders three pints all to himself. Sensing ...
What does batman add to his tea?
Just ice.
Hitler Joke
One day, Adolf Hitler was just hanging out in G...
Q: What do you call African water?
Nicaragua
I was going to write my argument essay on why Donald Trump is Adolf Hitler…
But my professor said my thesis couldn't be a f...
What does Batman like in his drink?
Just ice
Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler walks into a bar
He orders a beer
What do you call a shed full of colored folk?
Antique farm equipment!
Batman prank calls Spider-Man...
Batman asks, "Is uncle Ben home?"
Spider-Man s...
How do you starve an African American?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots!
Have you tried african food?
-No.
-They haven't tried it either.
An American, Mexican, and African American are walking on a beach
An American, Mexican, and African American are ...
A crossover movie has been announced with Jason Bourne and the new Batman.
It's being titled Good Guys Hunting.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
An African and a German guys met on Facebook...
They talked for some time and after a while the...
how many African Americans "by way of slave ships" does it take to screw in a light bulb?
no less than 2. some one has to drive the pink ...
Why did a hungry African man crossed the road?
To get the aids.
How does batman store energy?
In BATteries
A boy is studying for his geography quiz
His mom asks him:
"What is the capital of Germ...
What did Ava Braun say to Adolf Hitler?
I love you so much, my head could explode!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Adolf Hitler once asked the Germans if it was raining in their place
The Germans replied "No, it's hail Hitler"