Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?
Wrong, Batman always wins.
Yes, I do ...
Racial Jokes
What do you call Batman who skips Church?
Christian *Bale*
Did you hear that Robin got married?
Holy Matrimony, Batman!
An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian.....
.... an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a...
Batman Daughter ask;
BD - What is puberty?
B- Do you bleed?
BD - ......
What did the Irishman say about Batman and Superman's fathers?
They were both Martha Fockers
You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler)
A democratic senator from Kentucky.
An elderly Jewish woman
wins the lottery, $30 million after taxes. She ...
Disgusting behaviour on the beach
Absolutely disgusting behaviour on the beach ea...
How Do You Start An African Rave?
staple toast to the ceiling...
How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?
The only black KKK member.
Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night.
He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up a...
Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide?
Artificial Intelligence.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian bail
Did you hear about the blackout?
Don't worry, I shot him.
I just heard that there's going to be a Minecraft movie…
…it's gonna be a blockbuster.
I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman
But it's not worth sticking around for.
Got talking to a North African girl
I got talking to a North African girl in her na...
"Batman, we need your help in Brussels immediately."
"Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed ...
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar…
followed by Batman.
You may see white collar and blue collar workers in the work place.
But I'm collar-blind.
~(Taken from the office).
Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave?
He had to go to the Bat Room.
[an old classic]