An African and a German guys met on Facebook...

They talked for some time and after a while the German guy invites the African to Germany, while they were walking down the streets they see dogs distributing newspapers to doors. The German guy says "you see how we have taught the dogs well?? they don't get any newspaper wrong to any house"

After a while the German dude visits his friend in Africa and they were walking in the village. Suddenly the African hits the only car in the place with a stick and a thin sick dog comes out with oil all over him, and the African says "you see, here we taught the dog how to be a good car mechanic! and this car will be ready to be used in no time"

The German dude faints and the next day decided to immigrate to Africa.

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