And orders three pints all to himself. Sensing a possibility trouble maker, the bartender asks "are these all for you?"
"Yes, it's a family tradition" replied the man. "You see, my two brothers and I live in different parts of the world. So every Saturday we go down to our local pub and drink a pint for each of us. It's like we're all together again"
This carries on for many months until one Saturday the man walks in and orders only two pints. The bartender, with concern in his voice, asks the man "Is everything is alright?"
"Why yes of course, I've just decided to give up drinking."
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