One day, Adolf Hitler was just hanging out in Germany after he became leader. He became thirsty and asked his servant, "will you please fetch me a glass of juice?". "Of course, sir", the servant replied
A few minutes passed and Hitler still didn't receive his juice. He calls for his servant and says, "where is my juice?". "Gassing them as we speak", replied the servant. "What are you talking about?", replied Hitler curiously. "All the Jews, gone", stated the servant. Hitler becomes scared and yells "I SAID A GLASS OF JUICE NOT GAS THE JEWS!". "Oops..."
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