These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful.
Maybe they'd be okay if I was blackout drunk.
Racial Jokes
What do you call an African American that lost her husband?
A black widow
-courtesy of my 80-year-old gran...
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night
The police told us to stay inside until they sh...
What does Batman drink to stay big and strong?
Milk because it's a good source of cowlcium.
Up to 3,000 migrants were rescued in boats fleeing African countries on Monday
They were quickly given access to life jackets,...
What was the Jew's excuse for hitting her wife?
Adolf HitHer
To where going Batman running fast?
To the Bathroom
What do you call Batman who skips church?
Christian Bail
What did batman say to robin before they got into the car?
Get in the car.
If Batman were a tree, what would he be called?
SPRUCE Wayne.
What's the difference between my kiwi accent and a white South African accent?
I'm not beating up a black person.
Yet another lady goes to the pet shop...
...Looking to buy a talking parrot. The shopkee...
Can you name even one East African country?
Well, Kenya?
Did you hear about the man who was hit over the head with a bobble-head in a rice field?
It's the first reported case of a knick knack p...
Joker to Batman: "Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke?"
"Yeah sure."
Joker: "Ok, parental love".
Batm...
A Canadian couple goes on vacation to Australia
They decide they want to see the real Outback, ...
There's a central african tribe of pygmy called the ''Fakawi'.
But how did they get this name?..
Their habit...
"Waiter, can I have an African delicacy?"
"Sure thing, I'll bring you a glass of water in...
Three Men Are Walking On A Beach
A white guy, a black guy, and a mexican are all...
Why was the African man wearing a wristwatch?
He needed to hold up his pants.
When a South African tells me they really love math
I can't work out if they're a nerd or an addict
What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?
Flatman and Ribbon
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it...
There was a depressed looking man sitting in a bar...
... with a full drink that he had not touched. ...