... with a full drink that he had not touched. Another bloke clearly looking for trouble came along, laughed at the clearly depressed guy, grabbed his drink and chugged it down.
The poor depressed man started crying. The trouble maker apologised and said how he was only joking. The depressed guy said "it wasn't you, it has just been the worst day of my life" he carried on "this morning I overslept and was late for work. My boss screamed at me and fired me in front of all my colleagues. I walked to the carpark to find my car had been stolen so I ordered a cab to take me home. I walked into my house to find my wife cheating on me with my brother. I then realised I had left my briefcase and wallet in the cab."
"Afterwards, I walked down here to the pub, contemplating if my life is worth living anymore, then you came along and drunk my poison."
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