I was in McDonald's today..
I smiled at the bloke and said "Can I have a sm...
Racial Jokes
What does Batman put in his drink?
Just ice
A farmer has university students at his farm.
Students from Howard University were sent on a ...
Hey girl, is your name Adolf Hitler?
Because you're a fascist dictator.
Hey girl, is your name Adolf Hitler?
Because you're a fascist dictator.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it...
They should make a Minecraft movie
It would be a blockbuster.
blacks running
When I woke up this morning I opened the curtai...
Once, in an African village,
a native man walked up to a missionary with a l...
What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile?
"Get in the batmobile"
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
Michael Phelps can actually finish a race!
Benny the Bare Faced Viking
Benny was your typical Viking..
Strong, tall, ...
How to ruin a movie with one word...
**Batman Begins** College
**The Longest Yard...
Superman: " I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive"
Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persi...
This bloke at uni today told me he had 90 degrees...
I said 90 degrees how is that even possible? He...
The Joker's killing joke. (From Batman: the killing joke)
See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asy...
Hitler was the original Social Justice Warrior
Adolf Hitler is the story of a failed liberal a...
bats are statistically the gayest animals
which is why batman dresses robin like that
My biggest complaint about Batman v Superman
is how the movie always just assumes you know w...
I bit into a raw onion.
It tasted bad, so I gave it to my nearest starv...
Have you ever had African food?
Neither have they.
Batgirl
They were looking to cast a female to play Batg...
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bales
A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand...
A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and ord...