An American bloke goes on holiday to England.
On his return, he's telling his pal all about i...
Racial Jokes
Hearing problems
I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
H...
What do you call it when Batman skips Church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?
Antique farm equipment.
This years American president will be...
Oh sorry, this years Ameri-cant president will ...
What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
Dummy husband
A man asked his wife, "if you could have anythi...
So I was hiding in a closet the other day...
I was dressed up in a Batman suit and was waiti...
Going Sane
A storyline running in Legends of the Dark Knig...
Saturday is Batman Day, but every day can be Batman Day...
If your parents are dead enough.
A South African actor walks into his managers office (original joke)
Looking for a job. His manager thinks about it ...
Hi Freeze
I'm Batman.
A friend of mine has a Batman phone case. I said this to her one day...
If you miss a call do you say "Someone just bat...
Rene Descartes, Adolf Hitler and Kim Il-Sung walk into a bar
They sit down, and call the barman over.
The b...
Why was the 4 year old African kid crying?
He was having a mid-life crisis.
Bin Laden's son came home crying
Bin Laden asked: why are you crying son?
Teach...
Hunting party
A hunting party of two Americans with two nativ...
What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
Batman can go inside a store without Robin
You know what African mothers tell their children every day?
Be grateful for what you have. Because there ar...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Adolf.
Adolf wh...
SILENCE! I ...
What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na...
A bloke walks into a bar with his gorilla and the barman asks "What drink can I get you?"
"Just ice for Harambe"
A man walks into a bar and orders 10 pints of lager followed by 12 shots of vodka
The barman then watches, amazed, as the bloke d...