I was dressed up in a Batman suit and was waiting for my girlfriend to get home. I saw her walk in and jumped out of the closet and tackled her to the bed.
"A Batman suit? Isn't that a bit ostentatious?" She asked as she rolled her eyes.
"Ostentatious?' I replied, "Isn't that a big word for an eight year old?"
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