Drunk Driving
Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers...
Racial Jokes
What's the difference between a playing card and Africa?
One is the ace of spades, the other is the spac...
Whats the different between batman and a black man?
Batman can go out without robin ;)
Why was the African baby crying?
It was going through it's midlife crisis.
Why do you never see an African in Olympic swimming?
You need water to swim
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?
Get in the batmobile.
An African immigrant just arrived in Italy and doesn't know how to make money
He asks another immigrant, "So, how do you surv...
A Newlywed Couple
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. O...
What do Princess Kate and Osama bin Laden have in common?
They both had their back doors blown out by a g...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Bin Laden
Elephants Never Forget
Frank owned a full grown African Elephant and d...
What do you call Batman running out of church?
Christian Bale
Adolf Hitler has never touched Call of Duty...
...and yet, he still has a better KDR than me.
A Mexican finds a Genie Lamp along the beach...
He rubs it, and the genie bellows out.
"Behold...
"My name is Talia, my mother gave me that name." [NSFW]
Batman: Is your first name Jenny? Coz then you'...
What do you call Batman when he skips out on church?
Christian Bale
What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
An African man was found lying on the ground with a grain of rice next to him in the morning, what happened?
He was vomiting the whole night.
Why isn't Batman black?
Because then he wouldn't be able to go to a sto...
There was a blackout in neighborhood last night...
Police told us to wait until they shot him.
A English teacher says to a African student..
"okay you're doing really good with your Englis...