Evil Genie and 3 wishes

A man is walking down a deserted road when he notices a lamp laying off to the side. Knowing about what to do with a lamp from fairy tales he decides "why not" and rubs it. To his surprise out pops a genie who growls, " I will give you infinite power and wealth, but the rule is you have 3 tries to ask me to do something that I can not do. If I perform all 3 I will eat you!"





The man confused said, "can you make a house appear in front of us?"







The genie grins and casts a spell making a house appear out of thin air. "2 left," he jeers.






Now the man is a little worried, but courageously asks, "Can you transform the house into a rabbit?"





Once again the genie casts a spell and the house indeed turns into a rabbit, "you look delicious sir."





Now the man drenched in sweat and so nervous lets out a loud fart and quickly shouts, "Paint it!"




The genie explodes and vanishes never to be seen or heard of again.