Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

How to get to the other side


There were these 2 blondes that were walking o...

Why isn't phonetic spelled the


Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why Gynecology?


A young doctor just out of medical school anno...

Who gave you those black eyes?


A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening spo...

When reviewing your notes for


When reviewing your notes for a test, the most...

How many alcoholics does it take to change...


How many alcoholics does it take to change a l...

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?...


Why do blondes wear green lipstick?


Because ...

What is a Japanese girl's


What is a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?


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What were there only 900


What were there only 900 mexicans at the Alamo...

What did they call the first Chinese test...


What did they call the first Chinese test tube...

What is a country song played backwards?


What is a country song played backwards?


You...

What do you get when


What do you get when you gross a Pitbull and a...

When life hands you a


When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade.

Why Two Nostrils?


A mother was having dinner with her two young ...

How lawyers do it...


Lawyers do it with appeal.
Lawyers do it conf...

What do you get when


What do you get when you cross a Black with a ...

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?


Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap oper...

Why don't old men eat their wives out?...


Why don't old men eat their wives out?


Have ...

When asked for her occupation,


When asked for her occupation, a woman charged...

Why Women Don't Need Driver's Licenses


Why don't women need driver's licenses?
Becau...

What do u get


what do you get if you cross a vampire with a ...

Whats a period


The kindergarten class had a homework assignme...

Why did the chicken


Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach t...

Why didn't the black man want to marry the...


Why didn't the black man want to marry the Mex...

What will you do ?


A little girl and a little boy were playing,

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