Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? I asked my wife why there were so many dings on the driver's side of her Mercedes and she said the brakes must be bad on that side.After you lose an election, will they let you back into all the exclusive clubs you resigned from?This is the only place in the country where people pull over and stop for a funeral, but speed up to cut off an ambulence or a firetruck.I went out today and bought everything I've been wanting, because now that the elections are over, I know that the politicians are going to take care of the middle class.
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