How Distasteful
Q. What happened when one cannibal arrived late...
Question-answer Jokes
Who Turned Out the Lights?
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I kn...
How Does This Joke Stack Up?
I can't stand Russian nesting dolls. They're so...
What Kind Of Exercise Do Lazy People Do?
Q: What kind of exercise do lazy
people do?
A:...
How About a Finger?
An ad for a hedge clipper that I had to read t...
What An Ugly Duck…
My husband was waterskiing when he fell into th...
How Low Can You Go?
I tell people I'm on a low-carb diet. But in re...
What’s Your Beef?
“Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.”
What do you call a collection of diet jokes?
Is it true that a collection of jokes about die...
What Doesn’t Kill Ya…
Nobody wants a pain reliever that’s anything le...
What's in a Name?
Imagine my surprise when I went to Tipler Army ...
How Russian Tour Guides See America
Here’s a guide to American culture for Russian...
When Relatives Attack
There is nothing more awkward than the moment y...
When Siri Slips
After i-messaging back and forth with my wife, ...
What 87-Year-Olds Give Up For Lent
“Has your diet changed?” I asked an 87-year-ol...
When I Was a Boy of 14…
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignora...
How Sweet
Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? A: B...
Whatta Ham
Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War wit...
Howlin’ For You
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl...
What About the Other Half?
As the music swelled during a recent wedding re...
How Did You Know The War Was Over?
My 90-year-old dad was giving a talk at our lo...
What ‘Master Key’ Means in the Military
During orientation at Fort Sill, in Oklahoma, o...
How to Find a Foxhole
My gunnery sergeant and I were inspecting a Ma...
When Relatives Attack
There is nothing more awkward than the moment y...
What Day Is It Again?
Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understandi...