Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?
Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To...
Question-answer Jokes
Why did the women cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road? Well thats no...
Why are women such bad drivers?
Why are women such bad drivers? Because there i...
What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?
What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? ...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communicati...
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo...
What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?
What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes...
When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?
When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a s...
What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?
What's the difference between a Northern zoo an...
What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?
What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four el...
When all the catnip is gone
You have cat to be kitten me right now.
When a hawk falls off a branch
Well, this is hawkward.
When an otter needs personal space
Get otter here!
When a dolphin makes a mistake…
I didn't do it on porpoise.
When a pony has a sore throat
Do you have water? I'm a little horse.
When a grizzly means business
Stand back, or I'll beat you with my bear hands!
What do sea lions say when they hear a bad joke?
That's the seal-iest thing I've ever heard.
Whoops, No Present
Forget about the past, you can't change it.
For...
When a Black Hole Crosses Your Path
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a ca...
When Cats Go James Bond
The military may have invented the Internet, bu...
How to Shock a Time Traveler
If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, wh...
How Cats Drive
Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A:...
What About Ho-Ho-Home Insurance?
Q:What do you call Kris Kringle when he goes on...
When the Sleigh’s in the Shop
Q: What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?
A: ...
What’s the Gig Deal?
Have you heard of that new band "1023 Megabytes...