Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She hold...

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? '...

What does an Australian witch ride on?

What does an Australian witch ride on? A broome...

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

What would you get if you crossed a witch with ...

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

What is a witch's favourite TV show? Lifestyles...

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

How can you tell an Italian witch from an Engli...

What's the witches favourite pop group ?

What's the witches favourite pop group ? Brooms...

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

What is old and ugly and can see just as well f...

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

What is the best way of stopping infection from...

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? S...

What is the witches motto ?

What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we...

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

How do you know when you are in bed with a witc...

Why do witches have stiff joints ?

Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get bro...

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive...

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

What did the young witch say to her mother ? Ca...

What did the witch say to the ugly toad?

What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd pu...

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It a...

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

How do you know when a woman is about to say so...

How do you fix a woman's watch?

How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't ma...

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A wo...

Why do men die before their wives?

Why do men die before their wives? - They want to.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because...

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? ...

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of he...