Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taug...

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

What flies around your light at night and can b...

When is a lion not a lion ?

When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into ...

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? The...

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kan...

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a she...

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

What happened to the tiger who took a bath thre...

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

What's the difference between a tiger and a lio...

Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a y...

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

What happened to the man who tried to cross a l...

How does a leopard change its spots ?

How does a leopard change its spots ? When it g...

What do you call a show full of lions ?

What do you call a show full of lions ? The man...

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Vic...

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ?

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a ...

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bea...

What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ?

What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is complete...

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and...

What do polar bears have for lunch ?

What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !

How do you start a teddy bear race ?

How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready, ted...

Why do polo bears like bald men ?

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they ...

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

What do you call a big white bear with a hole i...

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because it...

What is a bear's favourite drink ?

What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliate...

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It l...