How do you hire a teddy bear?
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !
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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with ...
Why do bears have fur coats ?
Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd lo...
What kind of money do polar bears use ?
What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lol...
What should you call a bald teddy ?
What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !
What's a pet's favorite day?
What's a pet's favorite day? ...Saint Petrick's...
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving...
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?
What animal do you look like when you get into ...
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing...
How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
How many waiters does it take to change a light...
Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?
Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have ...
What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The wa...
Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?
Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbre...
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunde...
How do sheep keep warm in winter ?
How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central blea...
How did you find the weather at camp?
How did you find the weather at camp? It was ea...
What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?
What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much ...
What is a Mexican weather report?
What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today,...
Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of a...
What person adds best in hot weather?
What person adds best in hot weather? A summer.
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England...
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody ...
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Becaus...
Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if th...
What is a tornado ?
What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twi...