Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a ball...

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When it...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cart...

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using t...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp...

Why was the skunk angry?

Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Be...

What's a skunk's philosophy of life?

What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink...

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boom...

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show...

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk...

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It rais...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dino...

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

How many skunks do you need to make a house rea...

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in commo...

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? R...

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? ...

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney op...

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he wa...

What is a chameleon's motto ?

What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as go...

What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ?

What was the name of the film about a killer li...

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The...

What happened when the lion ate the comedian ?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? ...

What do tigers wear in bed ?

What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !