Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate...

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? ...

What gas do snails prefer?

What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

How do snails get their shells all shiny? They ...

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

What do you do when two snails have a fight? Le...

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

What did one slug say to another who had hit hi...

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wi...

What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?

What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a...

What is the best advice to give a worm?

What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep l...

How do you weigh a whale?

How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ap...

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise...

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a ...

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement?

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleig...

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

What do you call the reindeer with one eye high...

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

What's the difference between a reindeer and a ...

How would you get four reindeer in a car?

How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two i...

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they ...

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ...

What did one skunk say to another?

What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimm...

What do you call a flying skunk?

What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl...

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certa...

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

What did the judge say when the skunk was on tr...