How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?
How does a vampire get through life with only o...
Question-answer Jokes
What has webbed feet and fangs?
What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.
Why did the vampire go to hospital?
Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted h...
What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?
What's it called when a vampire kisses you good...
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted...
What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood?
What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A...
What type of people do vampires like?
What type of people do vampires like? Type O po...
What kind of typewriters do vampires like?
What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Bloo...
What does Dracula say to his victims?
What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been...
What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?
What should you do if a vampire borrows your co...
Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires?
Why was Dracula always willing to help young va...
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting ...
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? ...
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? B...
What does a vampire take for a cold?
What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!
What is the best way to talk to a vampire?
What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By l...
What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?
What do you call a vampire that can lift up car...
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack...
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a ci...
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mu...
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He...
What do vampires make sandwiches out of?
What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-r...
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a s...
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with ...
Why are vampire families so close?
Why are vampire families so close? Because bloo...