Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they ma...

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They ...

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year...

Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded?

Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded...

What's a vampire's favorite hobby?

What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.

How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?

How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your n...

How does a vampire enter his house?

How does a vampire enter his house? Through the...

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?...

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every d...

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a c...

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire?

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot wi...

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's ...

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

How does Dracula like to have his food served? ...

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Ca...

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he...

How does Dracula keep fit?

How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new f...

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He want...

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and...

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a sna...

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't f...

When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?

When he's out driving, where does Dracula like ...

What do you think of Dracula films?

What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!

What is the American national day for vampires?

What is the American national day for vampires?...

How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?

How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice...