What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir L...
Question-answer Jokes
What's Dracula's car called?
What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit.
What do you call a vampire junkie?
What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.
Why do vampires hate arguments?
Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they ma...
How does a girl vampire flirt?
How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? ...
Why don't lobsters share?
Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish.
What are the most athletic rodents?
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and f...
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly wit...
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mo...
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in t...
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's gar...
What is a buttress?
What is a buttress? A female goat.
How should you treat a baby goat?
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water ...
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shop...
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he...
What kind of whale flies?
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!
Why did the whale like the diver?
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he ha...
Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of cours...
What is a whale's favorite TV show?
What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of H...
Why did the whale cross the road ?
Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to th...
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of...
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy n...
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates n...