What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?
What did the teacher say after spending thousan...
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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? H...
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a hol...
How can you tell elephants love to travel ?
How can you tell elephants love to travel ? The...
What is a twip?
What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes w...
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted...
What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean?
When the picture of the vampire's grandmother c...
What is a vampire's favourite soup ?
What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of ...
What happened to the two mad vampires?
What happened to the two mad vampires? They bot...
What do vampires cross the sea in?
What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.
What do vampire footballers have at half-time?
What do vampire footballers have at half-time? ...
Why did the vampire take up acting?
Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in h...
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?
Who plays center forward for the vampire footba...
When do vampires bite you?
When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He ...
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?
What is the first thing that vampires learn at ...
Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need so...
Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup?
Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.
Why was the young vampire a failure?
Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he...
What is the vampire's favorite slogan?
What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please G...
How does a vampire clean his house?
How does a vampire clean his house? With a vict...
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
What does a vampire stand on after taking a sho...
What do you call a vampire junkie?
What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton.