Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring.

How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a...

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?...

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

How can you tell when witches are carrying a ti...

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his frien...

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring t...

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your c...

What are your two favourite times to party?

What are your two favourite times to party? Day...

Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ?

Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Bec...

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted t...

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

What kind of watch is best for people who don't...

Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.

Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He w...

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? ...

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He ...

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is ...

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because...

Why do people beat their clocks?

Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.

When do clocks die?

When do clocks die? When their time is up.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Why is the time in the USA behind that of Engla...

What dog can tell the time ?

What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a ca...

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robbe...

When is the best time to go shopping?

When is the best time to go shopping? When the ...

What people travel the most?

What people travel the most? Romans.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?...

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

What steps should you take if you see a dangero...