Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

What animals talk on the telephone the most? Th...

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player?

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a...

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a...

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?

How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone?

How do, like, really laid-back types answer the...

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?...

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They b...

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

What did the answering machine say to the telep...

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-...

How does a lobster answer the phone?

How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?

How does a door chime answer the phone?

How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

How can you tell if someone who's just had a pe...

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

How can you tell if someone who's having a temp...

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

What happened to the little frog who sat on the...

When does a horse talk on the phone?

When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wan...

How does a football player make phone calls?

How does a football player make phone calls? On...

How does a baritone make phone calls?

How does a baritone make phone calls? Song dist...

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Col...

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

What do you get if you cross a phone with a bir...

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

What do you get if you cross a phone with a bir...

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mou...

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when h...

How does a baboon make phone calls?

How does a baboon make phone calls? He just mon...

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a...

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

What kind of music do phones love to hear? A sy...