Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

Why are vampires like false teeth?

Why are vampires like false teeth? They all com...

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more...

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?...

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because ...

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

What do you call an elephant in a phone box? St...

What do ghosts use to phone home?

What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Bec...

Who was that on the phone, Fred?

Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one i...

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut ...

How does a skeleton call her friends?

How does a skeleton call her friends? On a tele...

What asks no question but demands an answer?

What asks no question but demands an answer? A ...

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

What did the man say when he got a big phone bi...

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Becaus...

What kind of phone makes music?

What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone c...

Who invented the telephone?

Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (ph...

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian...

How did the telephones get married ?

How did the telephones get married ? In a doubl...

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?

What do you call a telephone call from one vica...

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a ...

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

What do you get if you cross a pig and a teleph...

When doesn't a telephone work underwater?

When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When ...

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

What do you get when you cross a telephone with...

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You ...

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

What do you get if you cross a phone with a roo...