Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

What happened to the man who put his false teet...

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her h...

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because ...

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had...

What did one tooth say to the other?

What did one tooth say to the other? Get your c...

Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?

Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times ...

Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the denti...

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your...

What sort of an act do you do?

What sort of an act do you do? I bend over back...

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs?

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? ...

What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch!

What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ...

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

What's the difference between a vampire with to...

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a...

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

What did the mouse say when his friend broke hi...

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

What happened when a man fell in love with a gr...

Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ?

Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Be...

What has teeth but no mouth?

What has teeth but no mouth? A comb or a saw.

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

What did one tooth say to the other tooth? Thar...

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

What did the tooth say to the dentist? Fill 'er...

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

What game do you play if you don't take care of...

What helps keep your teeth together?

What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.

Why are false teeth like stars?

Why are false teeth like stars? Because they co...

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?...

How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white...