Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ?

What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ...

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? ...

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ?

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? I...

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?

What does a footballer and a magician have in c...

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear...

What tea do footballers drink ?

What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !

What did the bumble bee striker say ?

What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scor...

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto ...

What lights up a football stadium ?

What lights up a football stadium ? A football ...

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans ...

How do hens encourage their football teams ?

How do hens encourage their football teams ? Th...

Why didn't the dog want to play football ?

Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It w...

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ?

How do you stop squirrels playing football in t...

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away g...

Why are football grounds odd ?

Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can ...

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the b...

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ?

What is the bank manager's favourite type of fo...

What part of a football ground is never the same ?

What part of a football ground is never the sam...

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ?

What should a football team do if the pitch is ...

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

Why do artists never win when they play footbal...

What is a runner's favourite subject in school ?

What is a runner's favourite subject in school ...

What stories are told by basketball players ?

What stories are told by basketball players ? T...

How many Man U.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a l...

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

What did the vampire call his false teeth? A ne...