What did the bumble bee striker say?
What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!
Question-answer Jokes
What is black and white and black and white and black and white?
What is black and white and black and white and...
What are Brazilian fans called?
What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto ...
How do hens encourage their football teams?
How do hens encourage their football teams? The...
What lights up a football stadium?
What lights up a football stadium? A football m...
Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?
Why aren't football stadiums built in outer spa...
When fish play football, who is the captain?
When fish play football, who is the captain? Th...
Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?
Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they...
What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
What is a goal keepers favourite snack? Beans o...
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
How do you stop squirrels playing football in t...
What's tennis players favourite city?
What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!
How does a physicist exercise?
How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good...
What is a runner's favourite subject in school?
What is a runner's favourite subject in school?...
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? In...
What does a footballer and a magician have in common?
What does a footballer and a magician have in c...
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football mat...
What stories are told by basketball players?
What stories are told by basketball players? Ta...
Why are football players never asked for dinner?
Why are football players never asked for dinner...
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear...
What tea do footballers drink?
What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!
How was your golf game, dear?
How was your golf game, dear? asked Jack's wife...
What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?
What does a basketball player do before he blow...
What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?
What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? T...